DD. Track. Burn. Dealer Edition

"JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!" (jqj213)
08/16/2016 at 18:20 • Filed to: Dd, Track, Burn, Dealership, This is fun

These lovely candidates were sitting up front at the dealer today. Now you must decide what to do with them. Only the Lincoln , Accent, and Camry are available. Accent is an auto. Camry is a 4 banger with cloth and an auto. Have fun. No other cars in the pic are allowed!

DISCUSSION (25)

The Lurktastic Opponaught > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
08/16/2016 at 18:22

DD the Lincoln. Couches on wheels are the best.

Track the accent. Slow car fast and all such things.

Burn the Camry. Because beige.

Edit:

I’ve changed my mind. I’ll DD the accent. I like small commuter cars.

I’ll track the Lincoln. Because comfort and RWD I think.

I'm still burning the Camry. Just because.

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
08/16/2016 at 18:26

Lincoln gets double duty, DD and Track.

Burn the others.

interstate366, now In The Industry > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
08/16/2016 at 18:27

DD the Camry, because duh.

Track the Lincoln, because Spec Land Yacht.

Burn the 25-year ru...um, I mean the Accent. Sorry, got used to these having Mercs in them and automatically burning that.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
08/16/2016 at 18:32

Burn the Panther because they are shitty cars.

DD the Camry because boring, but reliable.

Track Accent, because I want to see it die a spectacular death.

BringBackTheCommodore > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
08/16/2016 at 18:32

Track the Towncar.

DD the Accent.

Burn the Camry.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > The Lurktastic Opponaught
08/16/2016 at 18:37

I had a hard time between the two of those, too. The Camry lost in all cases even though it is probably the fastest of the group.

Svart Smart, traded in his Smart > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
08/16/2016 at 18:44

DD the Accent because I like small cars for maneuverability and parking.

Track the Towncar because I would have fun hooning a heavy, wallowing boat.

Burn the Camry because I like that generation of Camry the least. And it’s beige.

Captain of the Enterprise > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
08/16/2016 at 18:54

BURN THE TOWNCAR

Daily the Camry

Track the accent

Captain of the Enterprise > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
08/16/2016 at 18:55

Having owned one they really are just shit

Honeybunchesofgoats > Svart Smart, traded in his Smart
08/16/2016 at 19:00

I have hooned my Town Car. It is a fun experience.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
08/16/2016 at 19:01

DD Accent (economical, reliable, great warranty).

Track the Lincoln (ADTR coilovers, Nittos, Recaros, TR-3650 swap...)

Burn the Camry (in an attempt to do everything well, does nothing the best).

Honeybunchesofgoats > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
08/16/2016 at 19:02

DD the Town Car, because I already have one.

Track the Accent.

Burn the Camry.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Captain of the Enterprise
08/16/2016 at 19:10

Thank you! Really, thank you for admitting that.

Captain of the Enterprise > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
08/16/2016 at 19:18

No problem, I hated mine and think most of the love and image of the car comes from people who have never even driven one. It was easily the worst car I ever owned and I want to spread the truth I learned the hard way.

Schaefft > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
08/16/2016 at 19:42

DD Towncar, track the Camry, burn the Accent. Because reasons.

shop-teacher > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
08/16/2016 at 20:22

DD: The Lincoln

Track: The Accent. I’ll happily pound it into submission on the Rallycross track.

Burn: Camry. The worst 500 miles of my driving life was behind the wheel of a rental Camry. Never again.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Schaefft
08/16/2016 at 20:44

That sounds serious. Not even going to ask.

Good call tracking the Camry. Seems it would be easier to kill that way

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > The Lurktastic Opponaught
08/16/2016 at 20:46

Gotta love the base Camry in the most base color ever. It’s almost depressing.

I had to drive that town car around a little bit (put some miles on it for service department) and it was terrible to drive at speed limits. Maybe beating the hell out of it would make it a little better.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Svart Smart, traded in his Smart
08/16/2016 at 20:46

It’s a terrible year of a terribly optioned car in a terrible color!

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch
08/16/2016 at 20:47

At least maintenance would probably be nice and affordable!

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > shop-teacher
08/16/2016 at 20:47

And that Camry is literal rental spec.

Maybe if it had leather and sone toys it wouldn’t be as bad. Maybe.

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
08/16/2016 at 20:56

DD the Town Car

Track the Accent

Burn the Camry

Give the remaining Verano to Doug DeMuro

shop-teacher > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
08/16/2016 at 21:11

No. That car had the single most uncomfortable seats I’ve ever been tortured by, and I’ve driven DustBuster vans. The vans on the whole are much worse of course, but those Camry seats were just awful. I was in pain after 50 miles, after 100 miles I had to stop and buy a cushion for my butt and a pillow for my back. After 500 miles, with 1500 more to go, I stopped in Memphis and traded that horror-show for another car. You’ve never in your life seen somebody so happy to get into a W-body Impala.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo
08/16/2016 at 21:37

Just because you are also in a retirement town doesn’t mean you have to drive a retirement car!

The Stig's former college room mate > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
08/18/2016 at 17:07

DD town car, because it’s like driving your living room

track camry. because it’s grounded to the ground, so good handling makes up for lack of power (think miata)

burn accent, because it’s just awful